Due to current work constraints and dynamic lifestlye i do not have time to do this at present.. I am on extended pause for a it.. Hope to be back soon.. Cheerio..
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The following is a piece i got my hands on (from his pc via a memory stick). I dunno if ppl read this post but i just want him to know that i have his posts (even though he revoked my access).. And its more for a personal vendetta than anything.. U steal my PS3 controller, i'll do a post a day from ur restricted blog.. (Cant wait to see his response).. Gonna be GOBSMACKED..
So it was his birthday.. So i forgot.. Who the hell cares.. Rite.. I mean ppl grow older every day, its just that after 365 days they effen find reason to celebrate their diminishing lifespan.. And on Monday was no different for a certain clay specimen also know as my brother.. He doesnt celebrate at all.. He doesnt believe in that shit, well at least i taught him well.. But nonetheless i get kak'd out for forgetting his effen birthday..
Thats rite.. From Tuesday i've been labelled as the Anti Brother of the Year cos i forgot the protege's birthday.. I mean who cares.. Honestly.. I got a freakin sms from my cellphone service provider and some skewl mates and thats about it.. I mean wats the big deal.. I bought him a gift though.. Be it 3 days later or not.. I mean wat the hell do u give a 20/21/22 (wateva his age is) a gift.. So considering it was after Easter i supposed some shops have sales on.. So i went to Pick n Pay and bought him something from the clearance shelf.. A Lindt Easter Bunny Chocolate Egg Thingy with a a red ribbon.. There u moron.. Its wrapped as well.. Plus in gold.. Go indulge in urr Swiss Choc Bunny and bulge to the fact that my R21.95 present is gonna make u FAT..
And for those of you's that thinks my present sux.. Go screw yourself.. 90% of all presents u received are recycled or from a sale somewhere.. And the stuff was so cheap that that person that bought it for you actually thought of YOU to give it to.. Also i bought him a brand name chocolate.. Same as getting Nike apparel, Prada shoes and bags and Microsoft products for your PC.. Lindt is the king of brands when it comes to chocolates.. So fuck u guys that doubt my present giving abilities.. Also what the hell do ppl his age expect from me.. A freakin i-pod.. Thats for kids..I couldve been nasty and bought him a Nintendo Wii.. But i did the brotherly thing and bought him a top branded product..
So can u please stop reminding me.. And yes i have put a thousand reminddersabout my mother's birthday in 2 weeks time.. If i forget that, i'll probably be in the property market soon.. Dont worry she aint gonna get a Lindt Bunny..Cos they'll be sold out by then.. So i'll go to a flea market that Sunday before and get something.. And in case u wondering wat they got me for my Bday.. Well A pair of Adidas Preadator shin guards and that new Nike Mercurial Boot.. I love being me sometimes..
Also a point to ponder for all u marketing and advertising freaks (not u Tas)... Imagine if Nike were to manufature chastity belts.. Would their slogan still be "Just Do It''.. Another FB person said it should be "Just Did It" in SA cos here we can pick any lock.. LMAO Sam.. U a legend.
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